Runneth Thine Pockets Tee: Pay Up, Peasant!
Fear not, gentle serf! This ain't your average hustle. Our exclusive Runneth Thine Pockets Tee has a very specific request.
This ain't cosplay, it's a fiscal intervention.
This premium tee is crafted from 100% cotton for maximum comfort, even when surrendering your coin purse.
Here's the intel:
The message is clear "Runneth Thine Pockets!" - a polite yet firm demand for immediate tribute.
Soft and breathable: Made from top-quality cotton, this tee ensures maximum comfort while you contemplate the finer points of economics (i.e. why you're broke).
A timeless classic: This design transcends trends. It'll be a conversation starter (or ender)
Built to last: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures your hilarious tribute garment stays true to size, wash after wash.
Don't get caught lackin'. Rep your love for your, uh, "unique" financial situation with the Runneth Thine Pockets Tee.
Who knows, maybe Riley will go easy on you. Probably not, but hey, a knight can dream, right?
 
Size
Body Length (in)
Body Width (in)
Sleeve Length (in)
S
28
19
7.5
M
29
20.5
8
L
30
22
8.5
XL
31
24
9
2XL
32
26
9.5